Happy Birthday to the man who plays most of my anime boyfriends
Tatsuhisa Suzuki [November 11th]
SNK Nendoroid Giveaway in celebration of 2000 followers!!!
END DATE: march 30th 2014 12:01 AM (may be extended or shortened, please be aware)
RULES: (please read carefully before sending questions/asks)
- winner only gets to choose ONE nendoroid (either mikasa or eren)
- YOU CAN REBLOG MULTIPLE TIMES, BUT THEY WILL ONLY COUNT ONCE
- you do NOT have to be following us
- likes will NOT count UNLESS you are following us (we will check!)
- no giveaway sideblogs
- these items are preorder items, they are not in stock yet, but both have been preordered already. mikasa will be released late january 2014 and eren is to be released late april 2014. we will ship the figure out to the winner ASAP after it arrives to us
- winner’s ask box must be open. if they do not respond within 24 hours, another winner will be chosen.
- we will pay for shipping worldwide
- the winner will be chosen at random by a random number generator
- each figure is approximately 10 cm tall and comes with 3 different faceplates/expressions
- all accessories and faceplates are going to be included
- feel free to message us if you have any questions
- good luck and have fun!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO
Today was a really fantastic day.
A while back I had the thought, “I wish I could buy all my friends a 3DS and a copy of Animal Crossing.” The more I thought about it, the more I believed it wasn’t something out of my reach. I did a little bit of saving up and made enough to make it happen.
Tea, desserts, and Animal Crossing with four of my favorite people in the world. I had a really good day.
The only harlem shake video that matters: English National Ballet
I FINALLY DID IT
I FOUND THE ONE VIDEO THAT SUMS YOU UP
THIS IS YOU
THIS IS YOUR SOUL
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
To all those kids who think there’s no life beyond pokemon and Vocaloid and neevr watched pre 2000 anime
IS THIS A UNIVERSAL THING B/C I THOUGHT ONLY MY MOM DID THIS
I USED TO BE SO ANGRY
wHAT I PEOPLE DO THIS
I put my crayons in one of these.
this is why i have trust issues
Opening of the year
oH MY GOD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS
/bRB cRYING iN HEAVEn
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Dawww so cute, and true
if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them
this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee
I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!
THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY